eridantherudefish:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

its a metaphor you see

(via bellzay)

There are two people you’ll meet in your life.  One will run a finger down the index of who you are and jump straight to the parts of you that peak their interest.  The other will take his or her time reading through every one of your chapters and maybe fold corners of you that inspired them most.  You will meet these two people; it is a given.  It is the third that you’ll never see coming.  That one person who not only finishes your sentences, but keeps the book.

(via siberia-leavecanada)

"Came out that water like a pretty ass dolphin ."

"I am literally about to burn down all your fucking castles, and you don’t even know it…"

levi-has-the-booty:

i wonder if teachers ever look at a student and think “this is one of those anime nerds”

(via soulessdemon)

polarwaves:

the xx makes you feel…

(via l0ck-k3y)

owlapin:

making a resume when u have no experience 

image

(via kamidiego)

tyleroakley:

THAT’S THE TYPE OF STORY YOU DON’T MAKE SHORT

(Source: fagbarbie, via minicolacola)

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